Met a really top Chap – Chris who was riding down Portugal, via off roading pretty much all the way. Unfortunately on a GS not a KTM (or Triumph)!

never pass a pisser, never trust a fart, never waste a stiffy.
Soon (May 13th 2016), we (Mick, Sooty, Windy) all meet at Sooty’s house to begin our Tour. On 14th we take the ferry to Santander, where there is nowt to do other than prop the bar up! The Tour is called the “Tour of Kings”. Mick reckons “Kings” stands for Knobs In New Gear 🙂